Before I hand the mic over to Sparks and Winslow, I wanted to give a big shout out and thank you to the Birthday Girl, Amber Kell. Have a great Birthday month. To her fans, thank you for having me and letting me be part of the fun. I wanted to add to her fun and offer a $10 Amazon card to a commenter below. Thank you!
So without further ado, the twins from Paranormal Dentistry for the Fanged and Friendly, Winslow and Sparks can you tell me about their favorite birthday memory?
*Hands mic over to Winslow”
Winslow: *Blows into in and taps on the head* This thing on?
Sparks: *Yanks mic out of Winslow’s hand and sings* I’ll make love to you, like you want me to. And I’ll hold you tight.
Winslow: This isn’t Karoke night.
Sparks: It isn’t?
Winslow: No she asked us about our favorite birthday memory.
Sparks: I’m the oldest.
Winslow: *gives Sparks the stink eye* By two fucking minutes. Who the hell cares?
Sparks: You do.
Winslow: I do not.
*Sparks shifts into his chipmunk form followed by Winslow and the two fight chipmunk MMA style*
Well, that kind of went down hill fast. Sorry ya’ll. I don’t think the twins are going to answer the question. Maybe next time. Come with some nuts, they may cooperate.
Hot On a Chipmunk’s Tail featuring Will and Jason, is out now at MLR Press and Amazon. White Pine Chipmunk Invasion featuring Winslow and Teegan will be coming out on December 25th. Thank You.